Old Age is not for Sissies
Whilst still relatively young we take our ability to carry out simple tasks for granted. Climbing the stairs, walking in a straight line, carrying stuff, etc. It comes as a nasty surprise when you can, no longer, casually climb a loft ladder.
I entered my third quarter this year and have been subjected to a considerable number of medical investigation since my birthday. It feels like I am some rusty old banger that the mechanics think should not be on the road anyway.
Previously I stored most of my wargaming materials in the loft space. Now I am 'strongly advised' not to risk steps, ladders and chairs. Not the end of the world as I can get my 'irregular friends' to bring something down each time they visit.
Only problem is when stuff comes down it has to go somewhere. I have been a hoarder for so many years that finding even 'working space' is a challenge. It didn't help that some while ago the 'front room' floor collapsed owing to dry rot so everything had to be pushed out going wherever I could find space. I have yet to recover from that particular disaster.
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Talking about old age - a recollection of a summer trip to the club:
"4 x DBA armies ready to engage for battle. I loaded up the car and sped (well crawled actually) to the club. The hall was like the Marie Celeste - empty. Joel arrived a few minutes later. Neither of us knew what was going on.
After waiting about 10 minutes, and seeing a gorgeous young lady pass by, we re-scheduled for early June. So I had spent the morning painting Germans for nothing! Incidentally researching the 'Germans' revealed that they were, in fact, Visigoths.
I went round to Casa Pinder to see if there was a game on there. Sure enough I was able to join in a DBM scrap between Akkadians and Sumerians. So I got a game anyway! Well...not quite. Andy & Chris flank marched onto the same side with Chris being forced back. When time was called it was a draw...but only just. Al and I had been little but spectators.
I mentioned the girl encounter and how such creatures had not been around in my youth. Andy suggested that rationing wouldn't have helped."
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DBA - Gt.Houghton - 20th Dec 2024
3.63b Early Polish v 4.30 Teutonic Order 4:1 win
4.61 Italian Condotta v 413d Medieval German 5:1 win
3.28 Carolingian Frankish v 3.18 Breton 4:1 win
3.30b Magyar v 3.52 Normans 4:1 loss
3.40a Vikings v 2.68b Pictish 4:1 loss
It might be helpful if I explain why my DBA battles involve such, apparently random, enemies. We play in Ian's cellar where he has access to all his stock. I have to transport figures in the back of my boneshaker/car. Each session I take along whatever is close to hand - 15mm and/or 20mm (based for 25mm scale).
I declare what armies I have with me and Ian checks the enemies that he can field. The dice decide which particular enemy I am to face. Sometimes that works to my advantage and sometimes not.
My Polish Kn were about 80% painted so they made the cut for the first game. The 2nd to 4th games came out of the Eastern European Dark Ages tin. Never used the Condotta before. Carolingians are just a better army that the Bretons. It also helped that the dice gods were on my side!
Magyar were fielded on a whim - not a good idea - totally outclassed by the opposition. The 'solid' Vikings did not do well in the terrain and were too slow.
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